June, 2002 - 63 min. - Feature Film (Right click and "Save link as..." to download) From Russia With Blah! 426 MB Quicktime File Making of "From Russia With Blah!" 145 MB Quicktime File

Theatrical Trailer

Story

In From Russia With Blah!, suave secret agent James Bond is on the case to find the schematics to a devastating nuclear weapon that has fallen into the wrong hands. His mission takes him to the vast spaces of Russia, where he links up with his shady informant Mr. Foreign Accent and his funkdified bartender Mookie. Foreign Accent informs him of the situation at hand: Aspen Riemed, a flamboyant black market weapons dealer, is meeting at the Club Cinzano Royale to sell the schematics to the ruthless millionaire Maximillian Rashomon Von Tureturo V and his dangerous and manipulative minion Squirrlus McIntosh. Bond closes in on them at the club, but they escape by leaving the exotic Anita Rearand as a diversion. As Rashomon and Squirrlus escape, Bond and Anita retire to the Hotel Tolstoi for an evening of romance and Twister.

With the schematics in his possession, Rashomon calls President Tim and orders him to pay him 1 million billion dollars or else he’ll unleash his warheads on the U.S. After making his demands, Rashomon unceremoniously demotes Squirrlus, citing him as nothing but a lackey. Rashomon, Squirrlus, and the deadly android Gaytron decide to find a new hideout, where Squirrlus has plotted an overthrow of Rashomon with the help of his Hockey Goons. With Rashomon out of the way, the power-hungry Squirrlus has nothing standing in his path to world destruction…except James Bond.

With devastation on the horizon, Bond, Foreign Accent, and Mookie head for St. Petersburg to meet up with their secondary informant already on the case. They arrive at Squirrlus’ hideout and meet the sexy and feisty Rapunzel Echo and proceed into the evil lair. They encounter Anita and Gaytron before confronting the newly powerful Squirrlus, who has transformed into his maniacal alter ego, Squirrel Man. Bond gives chase to Squirrel Man, ultimately forcing a showdown atop a towering catwalk, where the fate of the world is at stake.